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swordie:

i can hold a wet bar of soap better than a conversation

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lonelytreestump:

My girlfriend sneezed and I accidentally said shut the fuck up instead of saying bless you

(via chulaquiles)

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Once a woman turns against you, forget it. They can love you, then something turns in them. They can watch you dying in a gutter, run over by a car, and they’ll spit on you. Charles Bukowski (Women)

(Source: jonny-frost, via chulaquiles)

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